Stupid Clark Kellogg Quote of the Night

These two beauties courtesy of legendary CBS basketball colorman Clark Kellogg from tonight's NCAA Men's Basketball Championship game:

1. North Carolina is a great example of team spurtability.

2. Tyler Hansbrough just gave that guy a lower body root canal.

God, Clark Kellogg's a dumbass.

Suck on it Memphis and Kentucky

Looks like the #1 high school basketball prospect Xavier Henry, who had signed with Memphis, will now almost certainly sign with KU next year as a result of Calipari taking the Kentucky job. Damn, we are going to be awesome next year.

The Khalid El-Amin award goes to...

And this year's "Khalid El-Amin Award" for the pudgy, bitchy, Big East point guard everybody hates, but somehow manages to make big plays in the clutch goes to...Levance Fields of Pitt.

I swear it's like El-Amin was reincarnated. Are we sure he didn't just grow out his hair and assume a fake name to get 4 more years of college eligibility?

come on memphis

cause if you don't win, my bracket is a: really fucked (because I have the Tigers in the final), and b: mizzou, heated rival of my KU Jayhawks will still be alive.

i survived a good scare from Pitt (I have them winning) for the third time.

Allison Hannigan....

.....turned 35 yesterday. Really? Damn. It doesn't seem that long ago that Hubka was completely in love with her character Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She certainly didn't seem old then, but then again, that was like 10 years ago.

While searching for a picture, I have discovered that she is knocked up. Congratulations I guess.

How does this work exactly?

Look I know this is about women's basketball so no one cares, but I couldn't help but wonder while I watched the highlights last night on SportsCenter: how exactly does the NCAA women's basketball tournament get away with letting a 9 seed host a 1 seed in the 2nd round? How did Duke not get to host being a 1 seed? This type of thing would never happen in the men's tournament and the advantage for Michigan St is pretty clear. I guess one of the reasons that women's basketball isn't taken as seriously.

My draft strategy just took a major hit

Sal Fasano, a Colorado Rockie? You know what this means, I'll be taking Sal Fasano and his glorious moustache in the 21st round of the fantasy draft on Friday.